But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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