my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
