The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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