Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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