Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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