He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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