Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I pour the whiskey from now on
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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