he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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