Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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