when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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