There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
