just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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