I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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