He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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