Don't you send me to vm
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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