Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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