My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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