I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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