she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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