Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
you made out with another girl for some wings
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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