On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
is it fun? or sober?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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