margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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