I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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