Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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