I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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