Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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