After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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