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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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