So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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