Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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