we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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