I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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