He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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