I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
