Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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