If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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