i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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