i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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