Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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