I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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