So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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