How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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