false alarm. still invincible.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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