I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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