She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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