Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
