Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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