im gay
i know
yea but for you.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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