no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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