Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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