he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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