Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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