Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
false alarm. still invincible.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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