i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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