if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
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Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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