So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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